Random Lessons

1) 2 weekend nights of babysitting gets wicked boring, especially when you barely see the kids. 1 night is great, 2 not smart.
2) Putting your ass into it really helps your bowling technique/ score.
C) There is no point in holding in inappropriate laughter... to hold it in makes you burst. Okay... maybe it's just me who has a serious problem with inappropriate laughter.
4) Just tell a person if you are not interested in them instead of dragging it out and trying to save their feelings. In the end they are probably going to get hurt either way, why not be honest instead of trying to give hints. You can still do this with tact and not be a horrible person. In the end the other person will probably appreciate the honesty if you are nice about it.
5) Never laugh when your father is angry with you, no matter how funny the face he is making is. It only makes him more angry. (this one is a childhood lesson, fondly remembered)